Missouri Banker's Rap

"As our closing speaker Judy Carter provided energy and humor that brought the house down.  It was a perfect ending for 2006 Missouri Women’s Banker Association.  I highly recommend her for other banker associations." -- John Allen, President, Missouri Bankers Association

For booking info contact: Five Star Speakers,
Nancy Lauterbach 913-648-6480

nlauterbach@fivestarspeakers.com

Judy Carter's customized rap's during closing keynote!

 Bankin' is my vocation

Not getting much appreciation

Always in a crisis situation

No wonder I'm on medication

Say Yo!

My pants are tight, my office is warm

I can't fill out one more form

I need some air, It's not fair

I need some air, It's not fair

Head office emails me every day

On their deadlines can be no delay

But work is going the pace of a snail

Cause I'm busy answering their stupid email

Walkins aren't as smart as a whip

Some can't fill out a deposit slip

I'm suppose to care about what they say

Even if they're wearing a bad toupee

You say you need a private banker

That gives me some rancor

Your bank account's overdrawn

And all your stock's in Enron

Clients get into a stew

They don't like our phone menu

"I want to talk to a human being"

Sorry that options not on my screen

Got a college degree, they be dis' me

My savings are low, my bonus is gone,

My bank account now's overdrawn

I need some air.  It's not fair

I need some air.  It's not fair

Stupid rules are required

Like chaining down pens with a wire

It makes the customer's go berserk

'Cause none of our pens actually work

Working in a small town

Can really bring me down

Cause everyone knows the exact amount

That's in my bank account.

But I'm here pretending it's a vacation

But all these meetings give me constipation

I care about my bankin' career

But I'd rather be atpe sar drinkin beer!

My computer crashed, my office is hot

Oh no, the customers are smokin' pot

I need some air. It's not fair

It's not fair